Chinese Man in Closet

Now before I begin, let me get rid of the joke you probably have in the back of your mind right now:

"Lulz omg bring him out! You gotta teach him the way of the gay! Lulz again"

Ok, now that we're done with that, there is a Chinese man literally living in *the* closet. Not to be confused with *my* closet because 1) I don't even have a closet of my own here and 2) he's not in the same room as me. He sleeps in the closet of the trailer portion of the mobile home and I sleep in the addendum. But as you can imagine, I was quite taken aback when I realized this man sleeps in a space of I'd say 2' x 5'.

Nevertheless, "Jimmy" is a really great guy. A bit talkative, perhaps. He'll just come into my room and say "HEY WILSON!" and then just stand there looking at me for just long enough to begin to make things awkward and then say "How are you!?" He's quite the character though. Favorite topics include "Why you no have girlfriend?" and "Japan so nice, but so expensive! sooo expensive!" Hehehe... he makes me giggle.

He's extremely friendly and helpful. He gave me a ride the other day to the store cuz I needed random crap and he obliged, and left me some extremely delicious (I think it was eggplant) pasta that he bought but "was tooooo much for me." Also, everything in quotations should be said with a stereotypical Chinese accent, btw. And I had delicious pasta after a great workout at the gym.

Imma like living here :)