I don't think the new Facebook is creepy. I think. it's. AWESOME.
It sort of reminds me of the German movie The Lives of Others, where that Stasi guy listens in on the suspected playwright because some bigwig wants to get with the playwright's chick. And I'M THAT GUY. The Stasi one. Also, it reminds me of the entirety of the Soviet Union. Sending a tape of Christmas songs to Grandma? BAM, REJECTED! Now go back to the red corner and pray to LENIN, buddy, not this "Jesús" guy you keep talking about.
Well, I suppose I can't *really* do much in the way of meddling in other people's lives short of "liking" everyone's statuses. ...or CAN I?
Perhaps I shall keep a close record of all your little indiscretions, dear Facebook friends of mine. And shall I ever need your help, and I notice the slightest hint of hesitation, oh, wait, is that a photo of you buying crack off a bum on the street whilst raping an aborted fetus? I THOUGHT SO.
Um... just so we're clear, I'm not a fascist.
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