And so it was...

that, on the second day, Wilson went to the gym, and built his abs, and he saw that it was good.

On the third day, Wilson went to the pool to try out his new abs, and got a tan. He saw the speedo tan line, and saw that it, too, was good.

And so it was that on the fourth day, Wilson saw his abs, and his tan, and saw that it was good. So on that fourth day he rested. And ate 4 Krispy Kreme donuts. With the probability of more donuts being eaten very soon.

Eff.