Man, are you fucking kidding me? SOMEONE else just came out on Facebook!? Man, fuck y'all bitchez! I was gay BEFORE it was cool!
Fo' serious. A guy from my high school just publicly came out on Facebook. Now, not in a million years would I have taken this guy for a homosexual, but then again I suppose that's what homosexuals are. Just normal, everyday people, like you and me (well, I don't count because I'm gay, so just you and... other people like you). Yup... just normal people... CRYING OUT FOR ATTENTION!
I suppose I should shut my whore mouth.
In all seriousness, I *am* shocked that this particular fellow came out, but I am very glad and supportive of his decision to do so. It's just... a bit overwhelming. One of my former roommates also came out to me not too long ago. Seriously, what's up with these sneaky gay people? I'm starting to be all like "Listen, I wouldn't say I'm absolutely 100% precise with my gaydar, but Jesus Christ THROW ME A FREAKING BONE!" Now I'm suspecting all sorts of people of being gay! Next thing you know... it could be you!
And you know what being gay means. It means... YOU'RE A COMMUNIST!
AAAAAAAAAAAH!
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