B.O.

Unlike BBDO, this acronym is of something far more nefarious.

You know, I woke up yesterday and, before heading to school, performed a pre-departure check which consisted of me asking myself "I don't smell TOO bad, do I?"

Ugh, kids, listen, don't be a grad student. Just... just don't. Graduate and go do something awesome with your lives.

However, I would like to say that as a matter of fact, no I did NOT smell too bad that day. But kharma, or whatever you may call it, came to hit me back in the face like a sack of bricks at the gym when this white guy came prancing all around with a B.O. that can knock out a very small mammalian. Seriously, dude, deodorant. It's not expensive.

Not to mention, I've been smelling some horridly-smelling underclassmen as of late. That's prime graduate student material right there. I just take a look at them, take a whiff of them, and go "Yup, you're going to grad school."

Gaaah can't wait to actually do something with my life! Days to graduation: Less than two months!